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Hey! My name is Sheldon March, welcome to WILD. This is where I share stories, insights, commentary, and all that sort of stuff. I got told once in 2001 that I was funny , so it is safe to say that this podcast is 100% worth listening to. Enjoy, and send me stuff! wildsheldonmarch@gmail.com
Episodes

Saturday Oct 28, 2023
PART TWO - First Ever Halloween Special!
Saturday Oct 28, 2023
Saturday Oct 28, 2023
Hey, welcome back to another episode of WILD!
Boy, do we have a spooky episode for you!
Happy Halloween everyone!
What are we chatting about today?
00:00 - Sneak peek + Intro
06:40 - The best prank every played on me
20:00 - Ghost story!
26:00 - Calling a hotel and complaining about a ghost
29:00 - My favourite horror movies
38:45 - Scrolling the scariest subreddits
Enjoy.
Wanna see my face? Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC0BtHkXKX07pwZ0t3rzqPMQ
Spotify - https://open.spotify.com/show/7t193gEuYKL57VwkH4H1uM?si=7232e46acf3a43f1
Apple - https://podcasts.apple.com/au/podcast/wild/id1519977833
Send me stuff - wildsheldonmarch@gmail.com
(First person to send me a thousand Bitcoin gets a t-shirt!)
Amazing artwork by my good friend Gueorgui Haralampiev - www.animatorgeorge.com
See you in the next one

Monday Oct 23, 2023
PART ONE - First Ever Halloween Special!
Monday Oct 23, 2023
Monday Oct 23, 2023
Hey, welcome back to another episode of WILD!
Boy, do we have a spooky episode for you!
What are we chatting about today?
00:15 - Halloween in Australia
06:05 - The nightmare I had filming this
08:40 - Oliver Tree in concert
11:15 - The last time I ever speak about Logan Paul & Dillon Danis
16:50 - Exorcist: Believer / Old horror movies vs today
22:10 - We try and watch an exorcist for real
31:40 - Most haunted places in the world
41:00 - Ghost shows are garbage
Enjoy.
Wanna see my face? Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC0BtHkXKX07pwZ0t3rzqPMQ
Spotify - https://open.spotify.com/show/7t193gEuYKL57VwkH4H1uM?si=7232e46acf3a43f1
Apple - https://podcasts.apple.com/au/podcast/wild/id1519977833
Send me stuff - wildsheldonmarch@gmail.com
(First person to send me a thousand Bitcoin gets a t-shirt!)
Amazing artwork by my good friend Gueorgui Haralampiev - www.animatorgeorge.com
See you in the next one

Saturday Oct 07, 2023
I Was A Fat Kid, And It Sucked. Also, The Story Of My First Car.
Saturday Oct 07, 2023
Saturday Oct 07, 2023
Hey, welcome back to another episode of WILD!
What are we chatting about today?
00:15 - Intro
04:00 - Joe Rogan
07:40 - The lady who got rich by accident
14:00 - My first car
22:00 - Buying a Ferrari
28:00 MGS Sphere (Raisin interrupts broadcast)
30:00 - Fat kid gets WRECKED by stacy@@@@!!!!
Enjoy.
Wanna see my face? Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC0BtHkXKX07pwZ0t3rzqPMQ
Spotify - https://open.spotify.com/show/7t193gEuYKL57VwkH4H1uM?si=7232e46acf3a43f1
Apple - https://podcasts.apple.com/au/podcast/wild/id1519977833
Send me stuff - wildsheldonmarch@gmail.com
(First person to send me a thousand Bitcoin gets a t-shirt!)
Amazing artwork by my good friend Gueorgui Haralampiev - www.animatorgeorge.com
See you in the next one

Tuesday Oct 03, 2023
What Happened To The Mexican Aliens? Guy Eats Bug & Dies. Saw X Review. #Wild
Tuesday Oct 03, 2023
Tuesday Oct 03, 2023
Hey, welcome back to another episode of WILD!
What are we chatting about today?
00:10 - Coffee Culture
02:30 - Saw X Review
17:30 - Mexican Aliens
30:00 - Guy eats slug and dies
Enjoy.
Wanna see my face? Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC0BtHkXKX07pwZ0t3rzqPMQ
Spotify - https://open.spotify.com/show/7t193gEuYKL57VwkH4H1uM?si=7232e46acf3a43f1
Apple - https://podcasts.apple.com/au/podcast/wild/id1519977833
Send me stuff - wildsheldonmarch@gmail.com
(First person to send me a thousand Bitcoin gets a t-shirt!)
Amazing artwork by my good friend Gueorgui Haralampiev - www.animatorgeorge.com
See you in the next one

Monday Sep 25, 2023
Monday Sep 25, 2023
Hey, welcome back to another episode of WILD!
What are we chatting about today?
- 02:15 - SHELDON?!
- 08:30 - Russell Brand follow up
- 10:30 - Katy Perry sells her music catalogue
- 17:25 - GTA VI
- 25:30 - Squid Game trailer has just been released
- 33:20 - New Superman
- 38:30 - Scariest thing you will see this year. Guaranteed.
- 47:00 - Top 10 hardest platinum trophies to get (Nerd stuff)
Enjoy.
Wanna see my face? Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC0BtHkXKX07pwZ0t3rzqPMQ
Spotify - https://open.spotify.com/show/7t193gEuYKL57VwkH4H1uM?si=7232e46acf3a43f1
Apple - https://podcasts.apple.com/au/podcast/wild/id1519977833
Send me stuff - wildsheldonmarch@gmail.com
(First person to send me a thousand Bitcoin gets a t-shirt!)
Amazing artwork by my good friend Gueorgui Haralampiev - www.animatorgeorge.com
See you in the next one

Sunday Sep 17, 2023
Sunday Sep 17, 2023
Hey, welcome back to another episode of WILD!
What are we chatting about today?
- iPhone 15 and why it sucks
- Apple Vision Pro is going to be the future, I am a genius so you gotta believe me
- Russell Brand, dafuq dude?
- Old people and their silly old people habits
- The most expensive concert tickets ever
03:00 - iPhone 15
09:00 - Apple Vision Pro
19:35 - Russell Brand
30:00 - Old people stuff
36:25 - Expensive shows
Enjoy.
Wanna see my face? Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC0BtHkXKX07pwZ0t3rzqPMQ
Spotify - https://open.spotify.com/show/7t193gEuYKL57VwkH4H1uM?si=7232e46acf3a43f1
Apple - https://podcasts.apple.com/au/podcast/wild/id1519977833
Send me stuff - wildsheldonmarch@gmail.com
(First person to send me a thousand Bitcoin gets a t-shirt!)
Amazing artwork by my good friend Gueorgui Haralampiev - www.animatorgeorge.com
See you in the next one

Sunday Sep 10, 2023
Best Job I Ever Had. Crypto Stole Me Cheese! Wild
Sunday Sep 10, 2023
Sunday Sep 10, 2023
Hey, welcome back to another episode of WILD!
What are we chatting about today?
00:00 - Intro
05:20 - I don't drink booze
17:15 - I'm a Celeb (D-Grade)
32:45 - My experience with crypto
- Dillon Danis gets a lawsuit against him
- Top 10 video game bundles
https://www.thegamer.com/most-expensive-limited-edition-pre-orders-video-games-ranked/ - My experience with crypto - FTX stole me cheese!
- Best filing gig I ever did? - I’m a Celebrity, Get Me Out of Here!
Enjoy.
Wanna see my face? Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC0BtHkXKX07pwZ0t3rzqPMQ
Spotify - https://open.spotify.com/show/7t193gEuYKL57VwkH4H1uM?si=7232e46acf3a43f1
Apple - https://podcasts.apple.com/au/podcast/wild/id1519977833
Send me stuff - wildsheldonmarch@gmail.com
(First person to send me a thousand Bitcoin gets a t-shirt!)
Amazing artwork by my good friend Gueorgui Haralampiev - www.animatorgeorge.com
See you in the next one

Sunday Aug 27, 2023
Sunday Aug 27, 2023
Hey, welcome back to another episode of WILD!
My name is Sheldon March, and this podcast is about three things.
Sex, Drugs and Rock AND/OR Roll.
Just joking.
What are we chatting about today?
04:00 - Fousey
24:45 - Trump
27:05 - Apple
35:00 - Scooby-Doo
40:15 - Nicky Minaj in COD
43:30 - Flllllloppa
FouseyTube spits on Jack Doherty
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZgPYPuBrkpg&t=1710s
- (Arrested) - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oclFJRPK6oc&t=5s
Trump mugshot
Apple looking at buying Disney
Nicki Minaj is a playable character in COD
Justin Bieber, Ariana Grande, Demi Lovato, leaves Scooter Braun
- https://www.abc.net.au/news/2023-08-25/scooter-braun-justin-bieber-ariana-grande-sb-projects/102774936
Floppa getting his burthole burnt - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dq36KfNAXWY
Enjoy.
Wanna see my face? Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC0BtHkXKX07pwZ0t3rzqPMQ
Spotify - https://open.spotify.com/show/7t193gEuYKL57VwkH4H1uM?si=7232e46acf3a43f1
Apple - https://podcasts.apple.com/au/podcast/wild/id1519977833
Send me stuff - wildsheldonmarch@gmail.com
(First person to send me a thousand Bitcoin gets a t-shirt!)
Amazing artwork by my good friend Gueorgui Haralampiev - www.animatorgeorge.com
See you in the next one

Sunday Aug 20, 2023
Sunday Aug 20, 2023
Hey, welcome back to another episode of WILD!
My name is Sheldon March, and this podcast is about three things.
Sex, Drugs and Rock AND/OR Roll.
Just joking.
02:10 - Loganus & Jacob Paul
03:20 - Hilary Duff was pretty cool
04:59 - Back to the Paul’s
11:30 - Nina something (Logan’s lady)
18:00 - Wagies
32:30 - MSG Sphere
37:30 - Crazy guy mails me
What we are chatting about today
- Logan Paul & Jake Paul - Brother Breakdown
- https://www.marca.com/en/boxing/2023/08/17/64de27cee2704e84348b4585.html
- Logan Paul (vs. Dillon Danis) has a very naughty wife
- Creepy letter from fan
Hi there Sheldon,
Long time listener, first time caller (or should I say WRITER haha!)
I was listening and enjoying your last episode of the WILD podcast. I was absorbing it, as I always do, alongside the fire with a nice glass of sherry, with my son Gerald (he has polio you know).
I have to say Sheldon, that this episode was tickling my funny bone more than most. I dare say, it might be your best work. However, it got to a point when you were talking about the man that threatened your life whilst you were working as a bartender. The story was shocking, but what really made me prick my ears up, was when you said you were 6'3...
Now I am perhaps your most loyal fan, but even I do not appreciate being taken advantage of. 6'3 is a girthy size for any boy, and upon double taking what fell before my eyes, I could only see what I thought to be true... is that I was witnessing a South African man lying about his height on a public facing podcast.
Now Sheldon, I know what you are going to say... You have no proof! I present the following...
As you can see... I have done my research. I thought I would start with reliable measurements. I noticed your microphone, 'tis was your first mistake. Using open source intelligence, I was able to gather the dimensions of the Zoom ZUM2 podcast microphone. A mere 150mm in length, but compared to your shoulders, look gigantuine. This was my first red flag.
Using those known dimensions, I was able to then compare that to your sign. At first, this sign made me feel at home at the WILD podcast, but now... now it was laughing in my FACE. But now I am the one laughing Sheldon, because by using my technology, I was able to ascertain that that sign is a mere 39.37cm in length. Roughly the size of a school ruler, yet seemingly comparable to your head AND shoulders, aye Sheldy???
Funny I should mention that, because if you take THOSE measurements and multiply them by four (taking into account your whole body), we finally get some REAL answers.
You... my good sir... are not 6'3. You... are a measly 5'2.
When will you respect the WILD audience enough to come clean about the FACTS, and not feel so self conscious as to lie about your height on air. There is no need to feel this way Sheldon. There are many small comedians, including Joe Rogan or Ben Shapiro.
I bet you won't read this out on the air... you coward. And I bet that you won't come clean about the realities of your vertical impairment.
Anyway, looking forward to next EP!
Yours faithfully,
Gerard Escort-Hughes
- Shitty jobs - Corporate wagie
- Not one day of leave
- Bag of Reese’s pieces
- Lanyard that says Burger King
- Movie ticket
- Starbucks cups
- Keychain
- 2 x Lifesavers
- 2 x pens
- THEY FILMED IT
- Sphere seems pretty cool - https://www.cnn.com/2023/07/05/travel/msg-sphere-las-vegas-venue-cec/index.html
- Top 10 Most Expensive video Game Pre-Orders Ever Made (Nerdy shit, I dunno) - https://www.thegamer.com/most-expensive-limited-edition-pre-orders-video-games-ranked/
Enjoy.
Wanna see my face? Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC0BtHkXKX07pwZ0t3rzqPMQ
Spotify - https://open.spotify.com/show/7t193gEuYKL57VwkH4H1uM?si=7232e46acf3a43f1
Apple - https://podcasts.apple.com/au/podcast/wild/id1519977833
Send me stuff - wildsheldonmarch@gmail.com
(First person to send me a thousand Bitcoin gets a t-shirt!)
Amazing artwork by my good friend Gueorgui Haralampiev - www.animatorgeorge.com
See you in the next one

Sunday Aug 13, 2023
The Curious Case of Miss Tay & The Homeless Man Who Loved Me
Sunday Aug 13, 2023
Sunday Aug 13, 2023
Hey, welcome back to another episode of WILD!
My name is Sheldon March, and this podcast is about three things.
Sex, Drugs and Rock AND/OR Roll.
Just joking.
What we are chatting about today
Lil Tay - Death - https://www.theguardian.com/music/2023/aug/10/lil-tay-rapper-reported-death
Sunny V2 Vid about it - https://youtu.be/q-l_3ygbogE
- Started at 9 (Discovered by RiceGum), known for being over the top and showing off cash
- She starting posting images on Instagram, got 1.2 Million followers in 2 weeks. Joe Rogan even spoke about her.
- Mega character, 10 cars. It was her brother in the end making a character, like Liver King
- Mom helped, (Real Estate Agent), used to use the homes listed and her boss’ car
- Huge legal battle w/ dad
- This week, she dieded
- Very suspicious - Brother died as well? No record of their death
- Brother posts on Insta
- Her family issues statement to TMZ, she is alive, even thought management confirmed she died
Dude kills his wife on Instagram, - https://www.news.com.au/technology/online/bodybuilder-nermin-sulejmanovic-livestreams-murder-of-his-exwife-life-on-instagram/news-story/1614c1aa20e4b1cfc358bf7e3175347f
Worst Jobs I ever Had
- Magicians Assistant
- Grocery Store guy
- Apple
- Promotions
- Festival Bartender / Club Bartender
- Dog Walker (Best job I ever had, just want to talk about it)
- Cold Caller (Yuck)
Enjoy.
Wanna see my face? Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC0BtHkXKX07pwZ0t3rzqPMQ
Spotify - https://open.spotify.com/show/7t193gEuYKL57VwkH4H1uM?si=7232e46acf3a43f1
Apple - https://podcasts.apple.com/au/podcast/wild/id1519977833
Send me stuff - wildsheldonmarch@gmail.com
(First person to send me a thousand Bitcoin gets a t-shirt!)
Amazing artwork by my good friend Gueorgui Haralampiev - www.animatorgeorge.com
See you in the next one