Something Is Wrong With Logan Paul’s Wife. Also, I Get My First Crazy Fan-mail!

Hey, welcome back to another episode of WILD!

My name is Sheldon March, and this podcast is about three things. 

 

Sex, Drugs and Rock AND/OR Roll. 

 

Just joking. 

 

02:10 - Loganus & Jacob Paul

03:20 - Hilary Duff was pretty cool

04:59 - Back to the Paul’s

11:30 - Nina something (Logan’s lady)

18:00 - Wagies

32:30 - MSG Sphere

37:30 - Crazy guy mails me

 

What we are chatting about today

 

• Logan Paul & Jake Paul - Brother Breakdown
• https://www.marca.com/en/boxing/2023/08/17/64de27cee2704e84348b4585.html
• Logan Paul (vs. Dillon Danis) has a very naughty wife 

 

• Creepy letter from fan

 

Hi there Sheldon, 

 

Long time listener, first time caller (or should I say WRITER haha!) 

 

I was listening and enjoying your last episode of the WILD podcast. I was absorbing it, as I always do, alongside the fire with a nice glass of sherry, with my son Gerald (he has polio you know). 

 

I have to say Sheldon, that this episode was tickling my funny bone more than most. I dare say, it might be your best work. However, it got to a point when you were talking about the man that threatened your life whilst you were working as a bartender. The story was shocking, but what really made me prick my ears up, was when you said you were 6'3... 

 

Now I am perhaps your most loyal fan, but even I do not appreciate being taken advantage of. 6'3 is a girthy size for any boy, and upon double taking what fell before my eyes, I could only see what I thought to be true... is that I was witnessing a South African man lying about his height on a public facing podcast. 

 

Now Sheldon, I know what you are going to say... You have no proof! I present the following... 

 

 

As you can see... I have done my research. I thought I would start with reliable measurements. I noticed your microphone, 'tis was your first mistake. Using open source intelligence, I was able to gather the dimensions of the Zoom ZUM2 podcast microphone. A mere 150mm in length, but compared to your shoulders, look gigantuine. This was my first red flag. 

 

Using those known dimensions, I was able to then compare that to your sign. At first, this sign made me feel at home at the WILD podcast, but now... now it was laughing in my FACE. But now I am the one laughing Sheldon, because by using my technology, I was able to ascertain that that sign is a mere 39.37cm in length. Roughly the size of a school ruler, yet seemingly comparable to your head AND shoulders, aye Sheldy??? 

 

Funny I should mention that, because if you take THOSE measurements and multiply them by four (taking into account your whole body), we finally get some REAL answers. 

 

You... my good sir... are not 6'3. You... are a measly 5'2. 

 

When will you respect the WILD audience enough to come clean about the FACTS, and not feel so self conscious as to lie about your height on air. There is no need to feel this way Sheldon. There are many small comedians, including Joe Rogan or Ben Shapiro. 

 

I bet you won't read this out on the air... you coward. And I bet that you won't come clean about the realities of your vertical impairment.

 

Anyway, looking forward to next EP! 

 

Yours faithfully, 

Gerard Escort-Hughes  

 

• Shitty jobs - Corporate wagie
  • Not one day of leave
  • Bag of Reese’s pieces
  • Lanyard that says Burger King
  • Movie ticket
  • Starbucks cups
  • Keychain 
  • 2 x Lifesavers
  • 2 x pens
  • THEY FILMED IT 

 

 

• Sphere seems pretty cool - https://www.cnn.com/2023/07/05/travel/msg-sphere-las-vegas-venue-cec/index.html
• Top 10 Most Expensive video Game Pre-Orders Ever Made (Nerdy shit, I dunno) - https://www.thegamer.com/most-expensive-limited-edition-pre-orders-video-games-ranked/

 

Enjoy. 

 

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Apple - https://podcasts.apple.com/au/podcast/wild/id1519977833

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Amazing artwork by my good friend Gueorgui Haralampiev - www.animatorgeorge.com 

 

See you in the next one